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Garden gnome acting aloof
Walking on an uneven sidewalk, tripping, making it seem like jogging for a few paces
You forgot the lead apron
Turtle greeting rock, rock not impressed
Toe stub, then rest after cussing
Electrician sticking finger in electrical socket
Old woman dressed in outfit that is unbecoming
One carp, two carp, red carp, dead carp
Man with SARS entering elevator with three paranoid asthmatics
Woman on subway platform seeing someone she knows, waving frantically, then realizing it is a stranger; acting like it was a nervous tick and smiling apologetically to passersby
Sun 9/12 Dallas W 35-17
Mon 9/20 at Philadelphia L 16-27
Sun 9/26 Chicago W 27-22
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Sun 10/10 at Houston
The Minnesota Timberwolves matched the Portland Trail Blazers' offer for restricted free agent Trenton Hassell, meaning the team will keep one of its top defenders. The Blazers' offer was worth $27 million over six years.
The Minnesota Timberwolves re-signed point guard Troy Hudson. Hudson's six-year contract that will pay him $4.9 million in 2004-05. The deal will average $6 million a year. The two sides agreed on guaranteeing the fifth year of Hudson's deal if he plays in 65 games in any of the next four seasons.
Signed Fred Hoiberg to a 2 year deal worth 3.3 million
Timberwolves guard Latrell Sprewell decided to stick around for next season -- for a cool $14.625 million
The Timberwolves chose Blake Stepp in the second round of the 2004 NBA Draft. Stepp, a 6-4, 194-pound guard from Gonzaga University, was the 58th player taken overall.
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow $3.4 million
Mr. 3000 $2.6 million
Woman Thou Art Loosed $2.5 million
Shaun of the Dead $2.4 million
Resident Evil: Apocalypse $2.3 million
First Daughter $2.15 million
Cellular $2 million
Opening This Week:
Friday Night Lights
Raise Your Voice
Taxi
Also in Theaters:
The Bourne Supremacy
Collateral
Fahrenheit 9/11
Garden State
Hero Simular to Crouching Tiger...epic film.
I, Robot Good Action & Special Effects.
The Last Shot
Little Black Book
The Manchurian Candidate
Napoleon Dynamite
The Notebook
Open Water
Paparazzi
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Spider-Man 2 Very Good!
Suspect Zero
Vanity Fair
The Village Good. Better than expected.
Wicker Park
Without a Paddle
Now on DVD:
The Butterfly Effect Surprising & Impressive! DVD has 2 different endings.
Cold Mountain
Man on Fire Great story... impressive use of sound and visual effects.
Mystic River
The Minnesota Timberwolves are an officially sanctioned NBA team and the name "Minnesota Timberwolves" and team logo is a trademark of the Minnesota Timberwolves organization and the NBA. The Minnesota Vikings are an officially sanctioned NFL team and the name "Minnesota Vikings" and team logo is a trademark of the Minnesota Vikings organization and the NFL. The Minnesota Twins are an officially sanctioned MLB team and the name "Minnesota Twins" and team logo is a trademark of the Minnesota Twins organization and MLB.
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